June 29, 2009
Spring Fever Yields to Baby Fever!
Baby Fever. Do you ever get it? That undeniable urge to hold a baby? Not like, to have a baby, just to hold one and make it laugh and feel it squirm in your arms? I want to hold a baby! Does anyone have one I can hold for a few minutes? Please! Preferably a six-month old. Those are my favourite. They are more interesting than new-borns but they can't talk back yet. But really, please don't blame my baby fever on the fact that I'm a woman. I like babies, but that's not because I'm a girl, that's because I like them. They are cute. Seriously, does anyone have one in the Greater London Area that I can borrow?